Ripped Off

Me: I want a PSP so much..

Having the balls to actually say that:
new PSP off the Sim Lim shelf - $229

Trying to mod it to play pirated software:
a trip to the sony repair shop - $100

the PSP is broke and so are you:
whining and crying like a ***adog - $10 for distress caused

Free PSP dropping out of the sky:
Priceless.

Free stuff are always the best,
for everything else,
there’s always Mastercardeternal whining.